There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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