Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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