What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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