i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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