I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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