I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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