You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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