Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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