Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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