Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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