kristin has been a bad kristin
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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