just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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