we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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