Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Well I told him Iβve got the flu....he said heβd wear a condom
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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