i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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