You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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