Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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