I wanna passion pit in your ass
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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