Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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