Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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