Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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