If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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