In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
