there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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