Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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