come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He kissed a someone with a penis
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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