I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
you told grandpa to call you daddy
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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