rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i need some magic done to my vagina
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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