but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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