I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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