I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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