Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
PS: I just woke up from my shower
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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