loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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