In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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