What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I need mimosas to revive my soul
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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