he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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