I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
