Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
