Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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