Its about making memories worth repressing
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I have tasted many bathrooms
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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