Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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