don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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