im drinking this country out of the recession.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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