hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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