drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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