She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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