I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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