you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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