Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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