I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
operation have a gay friend backfired
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
