I wanna bring you to show and tell
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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