I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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