and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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