she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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