We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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