Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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